8/31/2007
If You Like 'To Catch A Predator'...
ORANGE COUNTY, Fla. -- A 21-year-old Disney employee was taken away in handcuffs from his job at Disney-MGM Studios. The charges against him are even more disturbing because of where he works. Friday, Disney released a statement that the employee was on unpaid administrative leave.
Tony Guerra showed no emotion as he was arrested Thursday evening by agents from the FBI's 'Innocent Images' task force. Walt Disney World managers helped the agents track him down as he was leaving his food service job.
A federal search warrant quoted him saying "I love babies" in a chat room session on Hello Google. The search warrant said Guerra asked an undercover officer, posing as a mother, if she had molested her own children. Then he sent her 63 photos and four videos of child and baby pornography.
- Who doesn't love babies?
- Another reason to join the 'Down With Disney' group on facebook. (i.e. 'The Most Pedophilic Place on Earth!')
- Baby Porn... the deeply-underground sequel to Baby Geniuses.
LittleKidLover: Hey 'baby'... get it?I imagine it went exactly like that. If only Chris Hanson were there. Dateline NBC Presents To Catch A Predator: Epcot.
HawtBabyMomma114: Ha Ha Yes I love that joke!
LittleKidLover: do u have kids?
HawtBabyMomma114: Yes I do. My oldest, Jamie, is just turning 4, and my newest bundle of joy, Harrietta, just graced this planet with her arrival last week.
LittleKidLover: ooooo... I love babies...that's hot
HawtBabyMomma114: Yes, you're right. It's 102 degrees here!!!!!!
LittleKidLover: ya bitch i like the way you play it
HawtBabyMomma114: Ha Ha you're funny. So you do have kids too?
LittleKidLover: fuck no. but more importantly, do you molest your kids?
HawtBabyMomma114: Oh my lord no! I can't even imagine doing that!
LittleKidLover: stfu and check this out... they might help your imagination
LittleKidLover wants to send '63photosandfourvideosofchildandbaby pornography.zip'...
8/20/2007
Whoops...
BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.
The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.
"There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.
Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
8/17/2007
As Promised, More Terrible Teases
Here's a tease from today's 4 o'clock on ABC7:
THEN, JIMMY STEWART MADE HIS MARK IN HOLLYWHOOD HISTORY, NOW HE'S BEING HONORED IN ANOTHER WAY! SEE HOW HE'S BEING REMEMBERED BY THE U-S POSTAL SERVICE.Hmmm... how many different ways does the USPS honor somebody? I was really hoping they were going to make a mailbox out of Jimmy Stewart, a la the R2D2-box. Alas, I was mistaken, and he just got a dumb stamp. Damn you teases, AGAIN.
8/04/2007
I Hate You, Promotions
They're tricky little bastards to do right, and most of the time writers just fuck 'em up. Given more time, I'd list some more examples. But on Wednesday, just mere hours after the bridge collapse, ABC7 was already teasing their 11:00 coverage:
I hate you, promotions. Pure disgrace.
(More on teases later...)
8/02/2007
CBS Gets an F-
So yesterday, after the 6:00 local shows wrapped their wall-to-wall coverage of the collapse, it was the Networks' turn to take over. Now, the bridge collapsed around 4:00 PT. World News, Evening News, and Nightly all air from 6:30-7:00 for the east coast, or 3:30-4 for those slow in math (and I know you're out there). Here's a bit of inside baseball, "making the band" info about how the networks do their evening news shows. Generally, the show is live in all aspects for the east coast, like most things on TV. But the west coast feed (3 hours later) is usually different than the live version. After the live broadcast, Charlie, Katie, or Brian go back, re-shoot/update/edit/fix things from the live show. So by the time we see it here in L.A., the "West Coast Edition" (as Nightly calls it) is about as live as The Tonight Show.
There's two obvious reasons to reshooting the show:
- Making the anchors look better by eliminating flubs and screw ups; and more importantly,
- Being NEW (because the NEWS is supposed to be NEW) in case something happens between 4:00 and 6:30 Pacific Time.
There may be an excuse, and I really hope there is. Otherwise, the Evening News producers need to be fired, or flogged. Either will do.
Bad job, Katie.
7/19/2007
The Dogs Strike Back!
Watch 'Dog Eats Nearly $1,000 in Cash' here.
Corruption from Within
I don't know why a dumpling manufacturer would have willingly submitted to pretending to stuff its delicious pork dumplings with chopped up boxes. Maybe the reporter paid the guy? Allegedly the man 'fabricated the report to garner higher audience ratings.' He succeeded there, that's for sure.
Honestly though I'm more upset at the state of journalism in the world now. We've got reporters flat out making up investigative pieces? Next thing you're going to tell me is that Joel Grover really works for Mannie, Moe, & Jack (and the rest of the 'Boys) and he's just trying to get EZ shut down!
CNN article about 'Dumpling Duping' here.
7/18/2007
WTF is wrong with people?
I hope they throw the fuckin' book at Michael Vick. Or better yet, put him in a UFC ring and see if he ends up like his dogs.
Related CNN video not for the faint of heart.
More (and Simpler) Math Lessons, Since No One Learned from Last Week's
are positively correlated to
'Successes' in the War in Iraq
Last night, Senate Democrats, in true college fashion, pulled an all-nighter discussing the war. Cots were rolled out and set up and everything. Yay slumber parties!
But wait! Just as the American public began to think Congress was actually doing its job by ending this war... on the other side of the Potomac, the Pentagon today announced the capture of 'the most senior Iraqi in al Qaeda in Iraq'! A MAJOR VICTORY IN THE WAR ON TERROR! What are these Democrats talking about?? We must be winning the war if we were able to capture the head of al Qaeda in Iraq, right? Hmm.. that story conveniently pushes the 24 hour debate off the front page of CNN. Turns out we captured the guy two weeks ago, but I guess the White House was just waiting for the right time to tell us.
Here's the kicker:
The declassified portion of the National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) warns of "a persistent and evolving terrorist threat over the next three years" from Islamic terrorist groups, namely al Qaeda.
Why?
7/17/2007
Police: Pa. boy stabs brother over game
When will kids learn?? The Wiimote sword in Zelda is not a REAL sword. You can't be Link, kid. Only Link can.LANSDOWNE, Pa. (AP) - A 13-year-old boy fatally stabbed his brother with a steak knife after the 16-year-old refused to turn over a video game controller, authorities said.
Jahmir Ricks was charged with first-degree murder in the death of Antwan Ricks at their home outside Philadelphia. The older boy died of a single stab wound to the chest, police said, and a bent and bloody knife was recovered from the home.
Lansdowne police said the younger boy told them, "I just stabbed my brother," when they arrived at the home Sunday.
Police believe the argument started when Antwan Ricks would not turn over the game controller after losing a game to his brother. Police Chief Daniel Kortan said the rules of the house were that the person who lost had to give someone else a chance to play.
The argument escalated into a brawl, and the younger boy grabbed the knife, Kortan said.
Antwan Ricks was pronounced dead at a hospital.
Jahmir Ricks, who was charged as an adult, was being held without bail. It was not immediately known if he had obtained an attorney. He faces charges of third-degree murder, assault, recklessly endangering another person and possession of instruments of crime.
Lies... All Lies!
I'm not too sure I want the same company that owns perhaps two of the most evil things on this planet -- MySpace and Fox News -- to own the oldest stock index in the country. I guess Murdoch's timing is great, though... the Dow's 'stock' has never been higher. Get it?
Read about Murdoch's tentative take-over here.
*** UPDATE:Well shit.
7/13/2007
Rodhamgate
Sidenote: OH GOD BARACK USED NOTES. OH WAIT THATS ALLOWED. nm jk.
Anyway, if you read what they said, I don't even get what they're talking about or that they want some of the lesser candidates to bow out. Media hype I suspect, since Paris Hilton has been quiet for a while or something.
With all the Hillary coverage (and her lapdog Bill following her around), I thought I heard an MSNBC anchor refer to them as 'Billary.' She didn't... but I still think it's clever. So I came across this website: http://www.billaryforpresident.com/.
Ahh... brings back memories.
7/12/2007
Hungry? Not anymore
So what's the beef (or pork)? A Beijing TV station says some Chinese food manufacturers are using 'unsavory' ingredients in their brand of dumplings. You know, just your everyday dumpling of fatty pork, powdered seasoning, and chopped-up cardboard. Apparently it cuts costs, and customers don't notice the difference. At least cardboard is high in fiber.
Read the full article here.
Math for Terrorists
The first lesson is from our 8th grade Algebra books:
is inversely proportional to
the current threat of a terrorist attack on the United States
Al Qaeda is stepping up its efforts to sneak terror operatives into the United States and has acquired most of the capabilities it needs to strike here, according to a new U.S. intelligence assessment, The Associated Press has learned.
There's nothing like an overblown threat of terror to get people to forget about the shortcomings of the Bush administration. In case you were still asleep this morning during the announcement, at 7:15 PST President Bush unveiled the results of a broad (yet 'initial') assessment of the current situation in Iraq, with regard to U.S. troop involvement, extremist violence, and the Iraqi government's ability to handle its own, among other things.
Ready for Math lesson #2 for today? We'll go simpler than algebra, back to 2nd grade arithmetic:
Read the entire 'Initial Benchmark Assessment Report' on Iraq (.pdf)
Attack of the Clones
Tuesday night saw the premiere of NBC's 'The Singing Bee'; I didn't watch, but I think my mom summed it up well enough: "Oh My God! I think I have found the new worst show." Anything hosted by Joey "The Fat One" Fatone has gotta be bad.
Not to be outdone, Fox struck back last night (and will strike again tonight) with it's own rendition. I think they need to spend some more time coming up with catchier names for their shows, quite honestly.
'Don't Forget the Lyrics!,' hosted by Wayne Brady, a man who never forgets the lyrics, is on Fox tonight at 8:30 if you're interested. Which you shouldn't be. Shame on you for even reading this.
7/07/2007
'(In) The End' of Live Earth
I just thought it kinda crass and a bit hypocritical that Linkin Park's set, when they played Japan just hours ago, closed with "In The End." I'm sure this is the message Al Gore wanted to send to the world about climate change:
"I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn't even matter."
6/28/2007
When Journalists Attack!
6/04/2007
Paris Hilton is a Terrorist
Sure, some might say the TD messed up. But I think it was a scorned producer's last hurrah. Either way, Paris Hilton is a terrorist, no matter how you slice it. Just ask Rick Salomon about the 'Terror From Within.'